One. You have the right to be under the light. It is not a bright light, it will be under a hot sunny late but this will do. Look at the light and read this and be enlightened. You were snowy and dark before you got here, so be enlightened.
Two. You have the right to be charged more money than you have in your mind and in your pockets. Honey, it pays our state taxes and we don’t care. It’s our right to over charge you. It is brought to you by people who did not like the fact that you do not sweat with us all summer long is the 90° heat and hurricanes.
Three. You have the right to have bills all summer long to pay for where you are right now and do what you do right now. This is while we enjoy what you enjoy for a quarter of the price you are enjoying it. Now. Sorry…..
Three. Remember this. If you lived here, you would be enjoying what we enjoy and seeing what you see all around you in a panorama view every day of the year!
Four. Feel stupid now????? You have a choice to feel like this . Now , you pay more money . After reading this mocking thing to remind you that you hate 90 degree heat.
Five. You have a pinky finger. So do we. The only difference with our pinky finger is that we. get to be in the panorama of good views and palm trees and Mickey Mouse and two bodies of water, and Florida Springs and everything else all year long!!!!!!
Six. Most people don’t have six fingers. But if you do, cut yourself in among the weird and if you think you do, go home. You weird Alien from snow ole .
7. This is a disclaimer. This was not to be taken seriously , by anyone or any of my long-time friends of 40 years. They have moved from the area but they are still Florid residents at heart.
Eight. You are behind the eight ball if you think this the beach thing is a big deal to us. We go on Sundays but that is part of our weekend. It is a very balanced life.
Nine. We hope you understand how we really see many tourists. We have to tell it like it is here . Keep coming keep visiting maybe one day you’ll be one of us.
10. When it starts to get in the upper 80s, move out-of-the-way. The state is ours . That is when you are supposed to go home because the rates go down for us and only us, the real Florida
This was the first blog I did on my iPhone. I got the iPhone for Christmas. I guess there’s one lesson. i’m still trying to work out all the kinks because you can speak this blog and not have to type it on a tiny iPhone.
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