Find Me in Florida Again.

Welcome to Florida during another one of balmy Winter seasons! This is the season where we enjoy balmy Florida sunsets and sunrises, depending on which side of the state you are on. Weather during December, January, Feb., and March is 40s at night, and 60s and 70s during the day. Residents steer clear of crowded Themeparks during the holidays. We have sense. Don't say we didn't warn you. This is not summertime. Ask a resident how we live here. Answers will be various yet the same. Life is different here than "up north" or "out west". Enjoy the gifts of God, we do!Forget about what you should do and just live and try not to be rigid. The sun is shining. Look up and smile. We do.

#Pure Detroit Michigan is #pureBROKE and Bankrupt. We may have that #Zimmermantrial, but we are not this stupid. Few Fla cities ARE bankrupt. Rich tourists from there spending Detroit money here.

This is a perfect convergent story that meets the news here.   Most so called broke Pure Michigan idiots spend their money here. And they overspend it in Florida  to try and impress their friends who are also very broke.   

You have to admit when they come down here, they look and act stupid.  Take for instance this guy with the MichiGAN License plate BRF 1232, who CLAIMED HE HAD no money and his gas credit card was denied.   I was at the back of the stinking line at the local Shell near my house.   Being a nice lady I plunked down FOUR QUARTERS AND LOOKED OUTSIDE TO SEE HE WAS DRIVING A BLACK CORVETTE.   I wanted to take the four quarters back, but the transaction was done and by that time it was a moot point that I swear,  I will never do that ever again. 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Time to suck it up and sell that  Corvette and get some gas,  I said on my way out to get my change cup of $12.00 worth.   I then gave the Mr. Duh the Look.   I don’t care if he heard me.  He needs to go back to  Pure Michigan  and pay up.   

Word  up is those people  who have escaped moving here,  have also invested in Ave Maria town and Ave Maria University, which is also going broke.   Most of the “lovely homes” are now on the Collier County Naples, Florida  foreclosure block for auction at half their selling price.   Monahan took that money from the Detroit, Michigan area and scalped naive people who have no vote just  three hours  south of where we live, here in Tampa, Florida.  That town is just north of  Mexican Migrantville in Immokalee, Florida near the Everglades. 

 Those people will  never see their money again..   Mr. M, the con artist, as I would like to call him  will never see that church a parish.   Diocese of Venice tolerates them, barely.  The whole deal is in the middle of stinking nowhere and the only reason he is there is because everyone in the Detroit area threw them out of town.  And the land was old tomato field land.  

And then there are those who winter down here in giant motorhomes and demand everything like they are owed.    It is like this folks:  when I get old,  I will get all my 400 pals who will be late 70 something.  We are going to get a convoy of 300 motorhomes and park in the busiest intersections during their summers  in Detroit, and then  tell everyone we need another four quarters for gas.  

We are not kidding.   We have been planning this since we were 10 years old.  Then we,  like you, all will ask where your G’ma is.  We buried your stupid Granny in Florida because she wanted to get out of paying taxes in Pure broke Michigan.   

And now we are going to charge you per day for a burial parking fee.  Got that????   We are overloaded with your seniors with entitlement up their ass, who for whatever reason didn’t want to pay for you.  

But hey we are not stupid  by  ANY MEANS,     AND BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY,  WE CAN AND SHOULD CHARGE PER HOUR FOR A BURIAL FEE  because you were so so stupid to let Granny die here and not there.  

And not only that,  when Mr. Corvette hard luck Michigan License Tag  BRF 1232 shows back up,  stop his ass and tell him he owes you a quarter.   Do what you have to do to get my four quarters back.  

Damn cheapskates.   It serves you right.   Stop trying to do what you are doing and pay your bills.   

We are not even that stupid in Florida.   We get you all to come here and spend that $$ here.  Less GOP government eh?   Maybe they will dismantle your looser city and sell it off, including your “lovely homes” that have stakes in possible bonds in Ave Maria town in Florida. 

Author: findmeinfloridaagain

I am a middle aged lady who is married 16 years. I grew up here in the Tampa Bay area. I am from NYC and LongIsland. I met my Chicago husband here. We have many adventures here and consider most viewpoints and love dialogue on all topics. Dialogue brings understanding and understanding brings hope.

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